234 posts tagged “qotd”

What are your first thoughts upon waking?
Submitted by Cher Cabula.

Usually, kicking the shit out of my little brother's dog.

By the way, I didn't realize this question of the day was back.

What have you tried in life that you just weren't very good at?

Blogging, as well as all sorts of other things.

Do you have a particular "catch phrase" for which you are known?
Submitted by Emu with a Clue.

I'm credited with inventing and/or popularizing all sorts of slang terms. Check my Wikipedia entry.

If you could go back and change one thing you've done in your life, what would it be?
Submitted by Devinoid.

I probably should have paid more attention in college.

How are you celebrating St. Patrick's Day?

I didn't even realize it was St. Patrick's Day until just now. I guess this is just the excuse I needed to drink some beer this evening. As if I wouldn't have found one otherwise. It's too bad you can't actually buy green beer at the grocery store, at least as far as I know. Maybe I'll get some Heineken. It at least comes in a green bottle. I'm trying to stay out of bars at least until the weekend, and I would imagine most people got their celebrations out of the way this past weekend, with the actual holiday falling on a Monday and all.

If you had one month to live, what five things would you do?
Suggested by Acerebel.

I'd empty out my life savings and hit up the same whore service Eliot Spitzer used. I might even try to bang the same broad, though she might not be taking clients at this time. Then I'd spend the rest of the month thinking of worthwhile things I could do that don't cost any money. Maybe I'd steal some money to buy some drugs, so I could go out on top.

Love it or hate it, many of you lost an hour of sleep last night due to Daylight Saving Time? Worth It? Do you like it more/less now that Daylight Saving Time occurs earlier (and later) in the year?

I showed up an hour late to work on Sunday, but I get there two hours before anyone else does, so it didn't make that much of a difference. I should do that shit every weekend. This was an especially bad weekend to switch times like that. I didn't even do half the shit I would have liked to have done, and I was burning the candle at both ends. I could have slept all day today. I guess it'll be nice to have a little more daylight in the evening.

What piece of advice do you wish you could take?

I need to follow the advice of one of those guys who teaches you how to talk girls into banging you. Even if I didn't use it all the time, it would be nice to be able to see a girl you like in a bar, go up to her and be like, "You and me, babe. How about it?"

How do you think having siblings (or not having siblings) affects who you are as a person?

It's the reason the place I live is such a miserable shithole. Whoever said you can't choose your siblings was right.

What is the worst date you've ever been on?

All of the ones that didn't end in sex, i.e. like all of them.