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Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus

nobody@vox.com(Bol) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:09:27 -0600

Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus

Ford says the '93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree.

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51 Best Kid Fails: Barely Compilation #2

nobody@vox.com(Bol) — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:41:06 -0600

51 Best Kid Fails: Barely Compilation #2

Kids fall and flip and fail DANCE REMIX style.

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Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game

nobody@vox.com(Bol) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:45:35 -0500

Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game

People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators' sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers' roster off the face of the earth.

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Bad Boy Fencing Star Implicated In Yet Another Jewel Heist

nobody@vox.com(Bol) — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 10:47:54 -0500

Bad Boy Fencing Star Implicated In Yet Another Jewel Heist

Steam Room analysts debate whether the International Fencing Federation should rein in this rogue, or if De La Croix will narrowly escape yet again.

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Stalker Financial Expert Offers Recession Tips Just For Woman He Follows

nobody@vox.com(Bol) — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 10:43:19 -0500

Stalker Financial Expert Offers Recession Tips Just For Woman He Follows

Dan Kellogg visits Today NOW! with money tips for one particular woman who forgot to close her bedroom drapes last night.

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WTF COLLECTIVE (Jon Lajoie)

nobody@vox.com(Bol) — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 10:37:31 -0500

WTF COLLECTIVE (Jon Lajoie)

Step aside Wu-Tang, G-Unit, NWA, D-12... There are some new kids on this block.
www.jonlajoie.com

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Hugs before Jugs - 10/05/09

nobody@vox.com(Bol) — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 10:35:10 -0500

Hugs before Jugs - 10/05/09

Ashley explains to Stephanie how the internet works, but this doesn't make Doug happy. Who will win Stephanie in this tug of war?

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Poll: Happy, Healthy Obamas Out Of Touch With Miserable Americans

nobody@vox.com(Bol) — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:15:55 -0500

Poll: Happy, Healthy Obamas Out Of Touch With Miserable Americans

Panelists discuss whether Obama's openly loving, considerate family is a slap in the face to the average American who only bears feelings of resentment towards relatives.

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Crime Reporter Links Warehouse Fire To Depraved Sex Act

nobody@vox.com(Bol) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 09:39:21 -0500

Crime Reporter Links Warehouse Fire To Depraved Sex Act

On Raw Justice, host Dean Reid investigates the closed case of an 'accidental' fire and finds shocking new evidence of sexually motivated arson

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BREAKING NEWS: BAT LOOSE IN CONGRESS

nobody@vox.com(Bol) — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 09:46:06 -0500

BREAKING NEWS: BAT LOOSE IN CONGRESS

Congress is deadlocked on the best way to get a bat out of their committee chamber.

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